Today's chandelier inspection

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/19/2017 at 17:45 • Filed to: I got it! He's a male escort

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Fancy powder room. With fancy hangy-doohickeys.

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So many doors....


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:48

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Dat view


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:49

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How much urine is in the bathtub?


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:50

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Nice tag. Zoidberg confirmed for local male escort.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:51

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North end of Lake Washington? Hard to place.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:53

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Da Fak is that wall texture? I thought we have moved beyond plaster and lath.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:54

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Is it possible to lift one away from the wall and pretend to be shaving with a lightsaber? Asking for a friend.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:54

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What is it, exactly, that you do for a living?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Steve in Manhattan
01/19/2017 at 17:56

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From his posts it looks like: walking around unfinished house, something with a dog, and something to do with old Toyotas.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:56

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come in, sit down...

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Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 17:57

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Are those Bella windows? My old neighbor installed them. ( he moved, not died )


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > fintail
01/19/2017 at 18:25

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I’m thinking Sammamish.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Spaceball-Two
01/19/2017 at 18:25

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You might be right, looks maybe too narrow for the big lake.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Steve in Manhattan
01/19/2017 at 18:37

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He’s the bath of death inspector.

Seems stressful too since he claims he is loosing his hair.

Doesn’t seem to pay well since he only owns 80s toyotas.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > fintail
01/19/2017 at 18:42

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It’s also usually less choppy.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 18:44

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Plumber. He’s a plumber.

Many bathroom pics. Always cares about what’s in the tub. Expensive faucet hardware just sitting there, being watched by the installer, otherwise it would have already been stolen...


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > LOREM IPSUM
01/19/2017 at 18:56

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My guess was a lighting installer. If he was a plumber he would be driving a full size van, not a taco.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 18:57

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Can I have that house?


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Steve in Manhattan
01/19/2017 at 19:08

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I’ve never been able to nail it down. I bet it’s one of those obscure jobs one never thinks of. Kind of like how one of my friends is a certified lumber inspector.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/19/2017 at 19:12

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Ice cold, the both of you.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
01/19/2017 at 19:13

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Mercer Island


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 19:31

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We are going to find out, and its going to be a big reveal.


Kinja'd!!! comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 19:58

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I got a fancy hanging doohickey for ya...right here....


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
01/19/2017 at 20:07

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A colonial sconce?!?


Kinja'd!!! comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 20:21

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Not..........exactly.


Kinja'd!!! victor > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 20:33

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More of can’t afford.


Kinja'd!!! victor > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2017 at 20:34

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Aren’t you a Seattle city building inspector?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > victor
01/19/2017 at 20:51

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Nope


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2017 at 20:54

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If you can hide really well, you can live in any house!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > E90M3
01/19/2017 at 21:38

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Rooting for him in any event ...


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/20/2017 at 02:50

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That’s a lot of dang doors.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/20/2017 at 02:57

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Are you the kind of chandelier inspector who can come to my house and tell me everything that’s wrong with it and how much I should pay somebody to fix it? I can mostly figure out the former, but the latter I could really use some help with.

Please note: the worst things you’ll find in any of my bathtubs (hopefully) are hoses that I brought inside so they wouldn’t freeze but that needed to drain. And possibly doggo hair in the guest bathtub. Don’t tell any potential houseguests.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/20/2017 at 10:44

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I said have, not live in.... But having would then also be living in